Fond of Windy Evenings

Maybe not where you live, but where I live, it is so windy outside, eek! The wind made my kitchen lights flicker to the max and all us girls over here started screaming like a babbling bumbling band of baboons! We currently have no man to protect us, but don't worry, I'm kind of the tough one. It's kind of a big bowl of suck though because I'm sick and I'm all nasally and coughy and gross and I can barely even hear my self talk. It's lovely, really. The pillow my head's a'restin on looks like a can of Crush, and that sounds positively delightful right now. I really can't wait for Meaty. Don't ask, you wouldn't understand. Its just something between Oli, Broldy, Driss, FunkWalk, Jaimes, Nicky, Joey, etc. and I. You know what my favorite kind of flower is? That's a trick question, because it's a three way tie between Daisy, Tulip, and Sunflower. If any of you in the audience go by the name of Masey, Rob Lowe, Kev Kev, Silas, FunkyWalky, Broldy, Puck, Finn - this message is for you. Not to be a pedophile, but I also wanna give a shout out to the corkiest kid in town Max from WtWTA!! Earlier, I told Oli to write about berries and he said he was writing about strawberries and so I thought I'd tell you that I'm technically allergic to strawberries. Aren't I one huge freak of nature?! I know, I know. I really have nothing more to say at all and my head is aching like someone pounded it with a tub of Hershey's kisses. Toodalloo! -Lauren