Fond of Masey

Not that anyone really knows who I'm talking about, but what do I care, huh? Well, I guess I should inform you that he is British, Beautiful, Brilliant, and Bad...ALL IN ONE! I know, I toohad to sit down when I typed this I was so overwhelmed. Seriously folks, he's the best. You know what else is the best? SEF (or St. Elmo's Fire for you losers out there who don't ab things). Is it a great movie or what? If you said "or what," you need to leave. Now. Go find a cliff, and jump off it. SEF is probably the greatest movie of all time. Jesus said so himself, and he's the son of G-O-D ya know! That is a gigantamum deal. I had to memorize this phrase and it's taken over my brain all day long: "Do you solemnly affirm that the testimony you are about to give faithfully and truthfully conforms to the facts and rules of the Mock Trial Competition" and the whole time I wish I could just say "Do you solemnly swear you are up to no good?" You know what I really dislike? Donuts. They make me feel gross. Today, someone offered me a coconut donut (without knowing it was my ULTIMATE Catch 22), and I literally nibbled off the coconutty parts, because donuts are barf-tastic. I don't like brownies either, unless it's the corner. I'm very particular about my delicacies, you see? Cookies are another story. I ADORE galletas! Chocolate Chip, Sugar, Snickerdoodle, or my favorite, Oatmeal Raisin. The only kind of cookie I loathe is Peanut Butter. Blech. How did I get on this weird tangent about desserts? I guess I'll stick with it. Do you know what my absolute favorite dessert is? You guessed it! Pie. I can't even describe pie in words. Heaven, and delectable are a couple I'd start off with though if I tried. With pie, my favorite is Banana Creme (Pecan in close second) and I literally am incapable of eating Pumpkin Pie. It's the most goddamn nasty thing on the face of the Earth, besides its cousins, flan and rice pudding. Okay, I have to wake up at the butt-crack of dawn to go paint murals at an underprivileged elementary school, doesn't that sound like oodles of fun? (No, I'm not being sarcastic, I mean it). Also, my car is getting detailed tomorrow while I'm gone and I'm super duper mega excited for it to be squeaky clean! See all y'all elf hammers tomorrow!

Hasta la vista baby! -Lauren