Fond of Parallels

Well well well. We meet again. Butthead! C U Next Tuesday! Those seemed like inappropriate words to shout at this time, but I did anyways. You should all take some time to take this blog for granted, because I'm an essentially invisible person. I mean, have you seen me? I know it's hard to look sometimes, and you may be forced to shield your eyes, but the truth has to be soaked in sometimes. I'm a goddamn sight for sore eyes . It's like someone sculpted me out of melted playdoh. Maybe it was that Ronald McDonald guy. Enough with the Dobby-isms, lets get down to brass tacks. Oh, you didn't bring any? Well that ruins everything! Now there's absolutely no hope. One word I would use to describe myself is... pathetic. Yeah, that's the one. Take a good, hard look at me. Pathetic, no? Once, a gal on the street told me I was like nothing she'd ever seen. Way to go and make a chick feel like dirt chiquita shmashmana! You know what my favorite movie of all time is? Really any holocaust documentary. Wow there are some scenes in that shit that I just can't help but be obsessed with. It makes me want to fly over a rainbow and travel to Hitler's house. And it fills my tummy with nuclear weaponry. Just thinking about it made me feel like lying in a bed of atom bombs. Oh bombas, sweet bikas. How I love thee and thy sweeteth explosions. I wimper as I watch you shatter and destroy. Oh me oh my, how the time lasts forever. I feel like there could have been a valuable rhyme in there somewhere, but who am I kidding, I totally suck. Does the word 'pee' originate from 'piss'? Just curious. Raise your hand if your favorite character from Star Trek is Nero! Mine too! You know who I just absolutely completely loathe?! Oprah. Seriously, give up on the whole "become god" thing and just go back to wherever you came from. Oh and bring Gail with you. My idol, on the other hand, is Marilyn Manson. He exudes such substance and wisdom, I almost can't handle it. Alright y'all, time to go spend some time in a black hole. *Loneliness* See you never. -Lauren